I cried when this happened. Two great players. Really going to miss them in the league.
I lost it at the end of Teemu’s last game when an interviewer ended with, “See you in the hall of fame”
Just a reminder that this video exists.
she look GUHHHHHHHHH she look FUHHHHHHHH *heavy metal screaming*
My mom was on a plane yesterday and the guy she was sitting next to was apparently en route to Albuquerque so he was rewatching Breaking Bad from the pilot. So she mentioned to him my hypothesis that Saul going to Nebraska was really just promo for the movie Nebraska. I stand by that theory, and I love that my 63 year old mom can casually talk about it.
I was getting ready to leave my house yesterday to run some errands when I noticed a loud humming noise coming from my bathroom sink. I googled it and it said that noise means there’s a leak somewhere so I tried to find it but I couldn’t.
I called the plumber and he fit me in for a rush appointment and came over like an hour later.
Two and a half hours after I first noticed a vibrating noise, a plumber opened a drawer and handed me an electric toothbrush.
If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year.
Well. This is depressing.
i literally give up